Jokes about sport

Dog football supporter

A man watches a match of the English team on TV in a bar. His dog sits by his side and also watches the game when, finally, England scores a...

Dog football supporter

A man watches a match of the English team on TV in a bar. His dog sits by his side and also watches the game when, finally, England scores a...

Women and ducks in paradise

Three women die at the same time in an accident and find themselves at the gates of paradise. Saint-Pierre is here to welcome them:

- Good morning ladies, here in paradise,...

Convincing excuse

A woman goes home early and finds her husband in their bedroom making love with a beautiful and sexy young woman. She says then:

- Pig species! How can you do...

A boss wants to hire an accountant

A boss wants to hire an accountant for his business.

He says to himself, at first, that he will look for a soldier. They are rigorous, disciplined people, etc.
The interview...

A blonde orders a pizza

A blonde orders a pizza. The seller asks her :

- Do you want me to cut in 6 or 12 slices ?
- Oh, 6 pleae ! I'll never be...

A pretty woman or a smart woman?

It is a woman who asks her husband:

- Honey, what do you prefer, a pretty woman or a smart woman?
- Neither darling, you know that I only love you!

Puzzle Record

Two blonde women have a conversation :

- I just broke a record !
- Really, what did you do ?
- I managed to complete in only 6 months a...

A blonde who cries

A blonde woman who gave birth to beautiful twins is crying. The nurse asks her :

- Why are are you crying, you are now the mother of two beautiful and...

The blonde and the penguin

A brunette asks her blonde friend :

Hi, did you bring the penguin you found yesterday to the zoo ?
- Yes, I think he enjoyed it but now we are...

A compliment for Madame!

Looking in the mirror, a naked woman tells her husband :

- I'm ugly and fat, I look like a monster ! Tell me something nice please.
- Well you have...