Convincing excuse

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A woman goes home early and finds her husband in their bedroom making love with a beautiful and sexy young woman. She says then:

- Pig species! How can you do that to me, your faithful wife, the mother of your children? I leave this house, I ask for a divorce!
- Wait, wait a minute! Before you go, let me at least tell you what happened, he says.
- Ok, but that's the last thing I'll hear from you.

The husband begins to tell his story.

- I was driving home and this young woman was hitchhiking. I saw it so clueless that I stopped and put it up. She was pretty but dirty and ragged. She explained that she had not eaten for 3 days ...

Very moved, I brought her home and I warmed the ravioli I had prepared for you the night before and you did not want to eat because you're afraid to grow. The poor little girl practically devoured them.

As she was very dirty, I suggested that she take a shower ... While she was showering, I took her clothes full of holes, I threw them and I gave her jeans that you had for a few years and you can not wear because it's too fair.

I also gave him the blouse I gave you on the occasion of your birthday and that you do not wear because I do not taste good.

I gave him the sweater that my sister gave you and that you will not wear, just to annoy him.

I also gave him the boots that you bought in a luxury shop and that you never put, after seeing the same worn by your co-worker.

The young woman was very grateful and I accompanied her to the door.

The story should have stopped there ... but she turned to me with tears and asked me ...

- You have nothing else that your wife does not use?



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