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The closest destination
Two french blondes are talking when one of them asks :
- I wonder whiwh one is the closest to us, the moon or the United States ?
- Well... the...
A blonde who cries
A blonde woman who gave birth to beautiful twins is crying. The nurse asks her :
- Why are are you crying, you are now the mother of two beautiful and...
Puzzle Record
Two blonde women have a conversation :
- I just broke a record !
- Really, what did you do ?
- I managed to complete in only 6 months a...
A beautiful boat!
During a walk along the beach, a father and his son discuss:
- Oh dad, look at the beautiful boat!
- No, son, it's not a boat but it's a yacht.
A compliment for Madame!
Looking in the mirror, a naked woman tells her husband :
- I'm ugly and fat, I look like a monster ! Tell me something nice please.
- Well you have...
A blonde orders a pizza
A blonde orders a pizza. The seller asks her :
- Do you want me to cut in 6 or 12 slices ?
- Oh, 6 pleae ! I'll never be...
Latest short jokes
A pretty woman or a smart woman?
It is a woman who asks her husband:
- Honey, what do you prefer, a pretty woman or a smart woman?
- Neither darling, you know that I only love you!
The closest destination
Two french blondes are talking when one of them asks :
- I wonder whiwh one is the closest to us, the moon or the United States ?
- Well... the...
A beautiful boat!
During a walk along the beach, a father and his son discuss:
- Oh dad, look at the beautiful boat!
- No, son, it's not a boat but it's a yacht.
Dog football supporter
A man watches a match of the English team on TV in a bar. His dog sits by his side and also watches the game when, finally, England scores a...
A blonde who cries
A blonde woman who gave birth to beautiful twins is crying. The nurse asks her :
- Why are are you crying, you are now the mother of two beautiful and...
Dark humor
All racists in the company!
Angry, the young Moustapha goes to find his boss and tells him:
- I can not work at home anymore, sir, all your employees are racist!
- What? What are you...
A compliment for Madame!
Looking in the mirror, a naked woman tells her husband :
- I'm ugly and fat, I look like a monster ! Tell me something nice please.
- Well you have...
Family Jokes
Dad, did you see?
A child walks with his father in the street and tells him:
- Oh ! Dad, did you see the big truck there?
- Yes I saw.
- Dad, did you...
A beautiful boat!
During a walk along the beach, a father and his son discuss:
- Oh dad, look at the beautiful boat!
- No, son, it's not a boat but it's a yacht.
Jokes of geeks
Followed thanks to Facebook
I do not have Facebook, I try to make friends outside the real Facebook, while applying the same principles ... So every day, I go down the street and explain...
Jokes about doctors
Difference of treatments
A particularly ugly lady arrives at the doctor's with her charming girl and says to the doctor:
- Doctor, the throat is very irritated and the thermometer indicates 38.8.
- All...
A blonde with gonorrhea
A blonde goes to her usual doctor. After having auscultated and made various analyzes, the doctor, bored, told him of his diagnosis:
- Listen, I'll be honest: you suffer from gonorrhea.