Jokes

Without P

A man comes for a meeting at the Social Security office.

- What is your name ? asks the employee.
- Andrew ... without P.
- Sorry ?
- Andrew ... without P.

A double cognac before it starts

A guy enters a bar shouting at the bartender: Boss! A double Cognac! Before it starts!

The boss serves, the type drinks.

Then he starts again: Boss! A double Cognac! Before it...

A colorful wedding

At a wedding ceremony, a girl asks her mother:

- Mom, mom, why the lady, she is dressed all in white?
- Well, it's to show that she's happy, it's a...

A blonde on the highway

A blonde is driving when her phone rings. She answers and hears the voice of her husband who tells him, panicked:

- Pamela, be very careful! I heard on the radio...

Need glasses at the pharmacy

A blonde enters a pharmacy and asks:

- Do you have glasses?
- For the sun? asks the pharmacist.
- No, for me!

The leader of the human body

The human body wonders: who is the leader?

The heart says, It's me! I circulate the blood ...
The brain says: No, it's me because I control everything ...
The liver...

Bikers and boots

This is the story of a couple of bikers. Jean-Claude has long dreamed of a new pair of boots. One day, he sees a nice pair at his Ducati Store...

Followed thanks to Facebook

I do not have Facebook, I try to make friends outside the real Facebook, while applying the same principles ... So every day, I go down the street and explain...

A pretty woman or a smart woman?

It is a woman who asks her husband:

- Honey, what do you prefer, a pretty woman or a smart woman?
- Neither darling, you know that I only love you!

A wedding full of surprises

During a wedding ceremony at the town hall, when the Mayor announces "If there is a person who opposes this marriage, it is manifested now or she will be silent...

Puzzle Record

Two blonde women have a conversation :

- I just broke a record !
- Really, what did you do ?
- I managed to complete in only 6 months a puzzle on which was written "3 to 5 years !"

Puzzle Record

Two blonde women have a conversation :

- I just broke a record !
- Really, what did you do ?
- I managed to complete in only 6 months a puzzle on which was written "3 to 5 years !"