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Without P
A man comes for a meeting at the Social Security office.
- What is your name ? asks the employee.
- Andrew ... without P.
- Sorry ?
- Andrew ... without P.
A double cognac before it starts
A guy enters a bar shouting at the bartender: Boss! A double Cognac! Before it starts!
The boss serves, the type drinks.
Then he starts again: Boss! A double Cognac! Before it...
A colorful wedding
At a wedding ceremony, a girl asks her mother:
- Mom, mom, why the lady, she is dressed all in white?
- Well, it's to show that she's happy, it's a...
A blonde on the highway
A blonde is driving when her phone rings. She answers and hears the voice of her husband who tells him, panicked:
- Pamela, be very careful! I heard on the radio...
Need glasses at the pharmacy
A blonde enters a pharmacy and asks:
- Do you have glasses?
- For the sun? asks the pharmacist.
- No, for me!
The leader of the human body
The human body wonders: who is the leader?
The heart says, It's me! I circulate the blood ...
The brain says: No, it's me because I control everything ...
The liver...
Bikers and boots
This is the story of a couple of bikers. Jean-Claude has long dreamed of a new pair of boots. One day, he sees a nice pair at his Ducati Store...
Followed thanks to Facebook
I do not have Facebook, I try to make friends outside the real Facebook, while applying the same principles ... So every day, I go down the street and explain...
A pretty woman or a smart woman?
It is a woman who asks her husband:
- Honey, what do you prefer, a pretty woman or a smart woman?
- Neither darling, you know that I only love you!
A wedding full of surprises
During a wedding ceremony at the town hall, when the Mayor announces "If there is a person who opposes this marriage, it is manifested now or she will be silent...
Short jokes
A blonde who cries
A blonde woman who gave birth to beautiful twins is crying. The nurse asks her :
- Why are are you crying, you are now the mother of two beautiful and healthy babies !
- I know, but I don't know who the father of the second baby is !
Jokes about blonds
Need glasses at the pharmacy
A blonde enters a pharmacy and asks:
- Do you have glasses?
- For the sun? asks the pharmacist.
- No, for me!
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