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A blonde with gonorrhea
A blonde goes to her usual doctor. After having auscultated and made various analyzes, the doctor, bored, told him of his diagnosis:
- Listen, I'll be honest: you suffer from gonorrhea.
- Gonorrhea? What is it ?
- Well ... it's from the Greek ...
- Oh bastard! I should have known!
A compliment for Madame!
Looking in the mirror, a naked woman tells her husband :
- I'm ugly and fat, I look like a monster ! Tell me something nice please.
- Well you have a good eyesight honey...