Short jokes
A pretty woman or a smart woman?
It is a woman who asks her husband:
- Honey, what do you prefer, a pretty woman or a smart woman?
- Neither darling, you know that I only love you!
The closest destination
Two french blondes are talking when one of them asks :
- I wonder whiwh one is the closest to us, the moon or the United States ?
- Well... the moon of course ! We can't see the USA from here !
A beautiful boat!
During a walk along the beach, a father and his son discuss:
- Oh dad, look at the beautiful boat!
- No, son, it's not a boat but it's a yacht.
- Oh yes, and how is it written dad?
- Uh ..., wait ... no it's you who's right, it's a boat.
Dog football supporter
A man watches a match of the English team on TV in a bar. His dog sits by his side and also watches the game when, finally, England scores a goal! The dog begins to bark and run in all directions! Astonished, the person next door asks him:
- What's happening to your dog?
- He is a supporter of the England team, he is happy!
- Ben say so, just for a goal ?! And what does it do when England wins a match?
- Oh that, I do not know! I only have it for 2 years ...
A blonde who cries
A blonde woman who gave birth to beautiful twins is crying. The nurse asks her :
- Why are are you crying, you are now the mother of two beautiful and healthy babies !
- I know, but I don't know who the father of the second baby is !
The blonde and the penguin
A brunette asks her blonde friend :
Hi, did you bring the penguin you found yesterday to the zoo ?
- Yes, I think he enjoyed it but now we are going to the movies.
Puzzle Record
Two blonde women have a conversation :
- I just broke a record !
- Really, what did you do ?
- I managed to complete in only 6 months a puzzle on which was written "3 to 5 years !"
A blonde orders a pizza
A blonde orders a pizza. The seller asks her :
- Do you want me to cut in 6 or 12 slices ?
- Oh, 6 pleae ! I'll never be able to eat 12 slices of pizza.
A compliment for Madame!
Looking in the mirror, a naked woman tells her husband :
- I'm ugly and fat, I look like a monster ! Tell me something nice please.
- Well you have a good eyesight honey...