Jokes about doctors
Difference of treatments
A particularly ugly lady arrives at the doctor's with her charming girl and says to the doctor:
- Doctor, the throat is very irritated and the thermometer indicates 38.8.
- All right, let's watch, said the doctor. Take off your clothes, miss.
- But it's not my daughter who is suffering, sir, it's me!
- Oh sorry ! So, open your mouth and do: Aaaah ...
A blonde with gonorrhea
A blonde goes to her usual doctor. After having auscultated and made various analyzes, the doctor, bored, told him of his diagnosis:
- Listen, I'll be honest: you suffer from gonorrhea.
- Gonorrhea? What is it ?
- Well ... it's from the Greek ...
- Oh bastard! I should have known!