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Difference of treatments
A particularly ugly lady arrives at the doctor's with her charming girl and says to the doctor:
- Doctor, the throat is very irritated and the thermometer indicates 38.8.
- All...
A blonde with gonorrhea
A blonde goes to her usual doctor. After having auscultated and made various analyzes, the doctor, bored, told him of his diagnosis:
- Listen, I'll be honest: you suffer from gonorrhea.
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Difference of treatments
A particularly ugly lady arrives at the doctor's with her charming girl and says to the doctor:
- Doctor, the throat is very irritated and the thermometer indicates 38.8.
- All...
A blonde with gonorrhea
A blonde goes to her usual doctor. After having auscultated and made various analyzes, the doctor, bored, told him of his diagnosis:
- Listen, I'll be honest: you suffer from gonorrhea.
Long jokes
A boss wants to hire an accountant
A boss wants to hire an accountant for his business.
He says to himself, at first, that he will look for a soldier. They are rigorous, disciplined people, etc.
The interview...
Convincing excuse
A woman goes home early and finds her husband in their bedroom making love with a beautiful and sexy young woman. She says then:
- Pig species! How can you do...
Women and ducks in paradise
Three women die at the same time in an accident and find themselves at the gates of paradise. Saint-Pierre is here to welcome them:
- Good morning ladies, here in paradise,...
Short jokes
The closest destination
Two french blondes are talking when one of them asks :
- I wonder whiwh one is the closest to us, the moon or the United States ?
- Well... the...
Puzzle Record
Two blonde women have a conversation :
- I just broke a record !
- Really, what did you do ?
- I managed to complete in only 6 months a...
A blonde orders a pizza
A blonde orders a pizza. The seller asks her :
- Do you want me to cut in 6 or 12 slices ?
- Oh, 6 pleae ! I'll never be...
A beautiful boat!
During a walk along the beach, a father and his son discuss:
- Oh dad, look at the beautiful boat!
- No, son, it's not a boat but it's a yacht.
The blonde and the penguin
A brunette asks her blonde friend :
Hi, did you bring the penguin you found yesterday to the zoo ?
- Yes, I think he enjoyed it but now we are...
Dog football supporter
A man watches a match of the English team on TV in a bar. His dog sits by his side and also watches the game when, finally, England scores a...
Family Jokes
Dad, did you see?
A child walks with his father in the street and tells him:
- Oh ! Dad, did you see the big truck there?
- Yes I saw.
- Dad, did you...
A beautiful boat!
During a walk along the beach, a father and his son discuss:
- Oh dad, look at the beautiful boat!
- No, son, it's not a boat but it's a yacht.
Jokes about blonds
A blonde who cries
A blonde woman who gave birth to beautiful twins is crying. The nurse asks her :
- Why are are you crying, you are now the mother of two beautiful and...
A blonde with gonorrhea
A blonde goes to her usual doctor. After having auscultated and made various analyzes, the doctor, bored, told him of his diagnosis:
- Listen, I'll be honest: you suffer from gonorrhea.
The closest destination
Two french blondes are talking when one of them asks :
- I wonder whiwh one is the closest to us, the moon or the United States ?
- Well... the...
A blonde on the highway
A blonde is driving when her phone rings. She answers and hears the voice of her husband who tells him, panicked:
- Pamela, be very careful! I heard on the radio...
Puzzle Record
Two blonde women have a conversation :
- I just broke a record !
- Really, what did you do ?
- I managed to complete in only 6 months a...
The blonde and the penguin
A brunette asks her blonde friend :
Hi, did you bring the penguin you found yesterday to the zoo ?
- Yes, I think he enjoyed it but now we are...