Dark humor

All racists in the company!

Angry, the young Moustapha goes to find his boss and tells him:

- I can not work at home anymore, sir, all your employees are racist!
- What? What are you talking about here? Whether there is one or two, I do not mind, but surely not all.
- Yes, I tell you they are all! In fact, I did a test to be sure: I asked them a question, and they all gave me the same answer!
- A question ? But what question?
- I asked them what they would think if we exterminated all the Arabs and all the hairdressers.
- The hairdressers? Why hairdressers?
- Ah, you see, you too!

A compliment for Madame!

Looking in the mirror, a naked woman tells her husband :

- I'm ugly and fat, I look like a monster ! Tell me something nice please.
- Well you have a good eyesight honey...