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All racists in the company!
Angry, the young Moustapha goes to find his boss and tells him:
- I can not work at home anymore, sir, all your employees are racist!
- What? What are you...
A compliment for Madame!
Looking in the mirror, a naked woman tells her husband :
- I'm ugly and fat, I look like a monster ! Tell me something nice please.
- Well you have...
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All racists in the company!
Angry, the young Moustapha goes to find his boss and tells him:
- I can not work at home anymore, sir, all your employees are racist!
- What? What are you...
A compliment for Madame!
Looking in the mirror, a naked woman tells her husband :
- I'm ugly and fat, I look like a monster ! Tell me something nice please.
- Well you have...
Jokes about work
Without P
A man comes for a meeting at the Social Security office.
- What is your name ? asks the employee.
- Andrew ... without P.
- Sorry ?
- Andrew ... without P.
All racists in the company!
Angry, the young Moustapha goes to find his boss and tells him:
- I can not work at home anymore, sir, all your employees are racist!
- What? What are you...
A boss wants to hire an accountant
A boss wants to hire an accountant for his business.
He says to himself, at first, that he will look for a soldier. They are rigorous, disciplined people, etc.
The interview...
Family Jokes
Dad, did you see?
A child walks with his father in the street and tells him:
- Oh ! Dad, did you see the big truck there?
- Yes I saw.
- Dad, did you...
A beautiful boat!
During a walk along the beach, a father and his son discuss:
- Oh dad, look at the beautiful boat!
- No, son, it's not a boat but it's a yacht.
Word Games
Followed thanks to Facebook
I do not have Facebook, I try to make friends outside the real Facebook, while applying the same principles ... So every day, I go down the street and explain...
Short jokes
A compliment for Madame!
Looking in the mirror, a naked woman tells her husband :
- I'm ugly and fat, I look like a monster ! Tell me something nice please.
- Well you have...
A blonde orders a pizza
A blonde orders a pizza. The seller asks her :
- Do you want me to cut in 6 or 12 slices ?
- Oh, 6 pleae ! I'll never be...
Dog football supporter
A man watches a match of the English team on TV in a bar. His dog sits by his side and also watches the game when, finally, England scores a...
A blonde who cries
A blonde woman who gave birth to beautiful twins is crying. The nurse asks her :
- Why are are you crying, you are now the mother of two beautiful and...
A beautiful boat!
During a walk along the beach, a father and his son discuss:
- Oh dad, look at the beautiful boat!
- No, son, it's not a boat but it's a yacht.
A pretty woman or a smart woman?
It is a woman who asks her husband:
- Honey, what do you prefer, a pretty woman or a smart woman?
- Neither darling, you know that I only love you!