Jokes about couples
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Convincing excuse
A woman goes home early and finds her husband in their bedroom making love with a beautiful and sexy young woman. She says then:
- Pig species! How can you do...
A colorful wedding
At a wedding ceremony, a girl asks her mother:
- Mom, mom, why the lady, she is dressed all in white?
- Well, it's to show that she's happy, it's a...
The commitment to the army
In a military training camp, two people discuss:
- Why did you join the army?
- Because I'm single and I like war ... And you?
- I am married and...
A pretty woman or a smart woman?
It is a woman who asks her husband:
- Honey, what do you prefer, a pretty woman or a smart woman?
- Neither darling, you know that I only love you!
Latest jokes about couples
A colorful wedding
At a wedding ceremony, a girl asks her mother:
- Mom, mom, why the lady, she is dressed all in white?
- Well, it's to show that she's happy, it's a...
A pretty woman or a smart woman?
It is a woman who asks her husband:
- Honey, what do you prefer, a pretty woman or a smart woman?
- Neither darling, you know that I only love you!
The commitment to the army
In a military training camp, two people discuss:
- Why did you join the army?
- Because I'm single and I like war ... And you?
- I am married and...
Convincing excuse
A woman goes home early and finds her husband in their bedroom making love with a beautiful and sexy young woman. She says then:
- Pig species! How can you do...
Jokes about blonds
Puzzle Record
Two blonde women have a conversation :
- I just broke a record !
- Really, what did you do ?
- I managed to complete in only 6 months a...
The closest destination
Two french blondes are talking when one of them asks :
- I wonder whiwh one is the closest to us, the moon or the United States ?
- Well... the...
Need glasses at the pharmacy
A blonde enters a pharmacy and asks:
- Do you have glasses?
- For the sun? asks the pharmacist.
- No, for me!
A blonde with gonorrhea
A blonde goes to her usual doctor. After having auscultated and made various analyzes, the doctor, bored, told him of his diagnosis:
- Listen, I'll be honest: you suffer from gonorrhea.
A blonde on the highway
A blonde is driving when her phone rings. She answers and hears the voice of her husband who tells him, panicked:
- Pamela, be very careful! I heard on the radio...
A blonde piloting an airplane
This is the story of a young blonde woman who is accompanied by the only driver who dies of a heart attack and leaves her alone in control of the...
Short jokes
Puzzle Record
Two blonde women have a conversation :
- I just broke a record !
- Really, what did you do ?
- I managed to complete in only 6 months a...
The blonde and the penguin
A brunette asks her blonde friend :
Hi, did you bring the penguin you found yesterday to the zoo ?
- Yes, I think he enjoyed it but now we are...
The closest destination
Two french blondes are talking when one of them asks :
- I wonder whiwh one is the closest to us, the moon or the United States ?
- Well... the...
A compliment for Madame!
Looking in the mirror, a naked woman tells her husband :
- I'm ugly and fat, I look like a monster ! Tell me something nice please.
- Well you have...
A beautiful boat!
During a walk along the beach, a father and his son discuss:
- Oh dad, look at the beautiful boat!
- No, son, it's not a boat but it's a yacht.
A pretty woman or a smart woman?
It is a woman who asks her husband:
- Honey, what do you prefer, a pretty woman or a smart woman?
- Neither darling, you know that I only love you!
Jokes about marriage
The commitment to the army
In a military training camp, two people discuss:
- Why did you join the army?
- Because I'm single and I like war ... And you?
- I am married and...
A colorful wedding
At a wedding ceremony, a girl asks her mother:
- Mom, mom, why the lady, she is dressed all in white?
- Well, it's to show that she's happy, it's a...
A wedding full of surprises
During a wedding ceremony at the town hall, when the Mayor announces "If there is a person who opposes this marriage, it is manifested now or she will be silent...
Long jokes
A boss wants to hire an accountant
A boss wants to hire an accountant for his business.
He says to himself, at first, that he will look for a soldier. They are rigorous, disciplined people, etc.
The interview...
Convincing excuse
A woman goes home early and finds her husband in their bedroom making love with a beautiful and sexy young woman. She says then:
- Pig species! How can you do...
Women and ducks in paradise
Three women die at the same time in an accident and find themselves at the gates of paradise. Saint-Pierre is here to welcome them:
- Good morning ladies, here in paradise,...
Jokes about the seniors
Bikers and boots
This is the story of a couple of bikers. Jean-Claude has long dreamed of a new pair of boots. One day, he sees a nice pair at his Ducati Store...