Jokes about blonds
A blonde on the highway
A blonde is driving when her phone rings. She answers and hears the voice of her husband who tells him, panicked:
- Pamela, be very careful! I heard on the radio that there is a car that is driving a contraflow on the A75!
- Edward, I can tell you that the radio is wrong, there is not one, but hundreds!
Need glasses at the pharmacy
A blonde enters a pharmacy and asks:
- Do you have glasses?
- For the sun? asks the pharmacist.
- No, for me!
A blonde piloting an airplane
This is the story of a young blonde woman who is accompanied by the only driver who dies of a heart attack and leaves her alone in control of the aircraft.
The young woman then tries to join the rescue: "Mayday, Maiday! The pilot is dead and I do not know how to fly a plane, I need help!"
A voice on the radio answers: "Here, air traffic control, I received your message 5 out of 5. Do not panic, we will guide you and bring you back to your destination, breathe calmly and everything will be fine. first, you must give me your height and your position. "
The blonde replied: "I am 1m64 tall and I am sitting in the front seat."
The voice on the radio went on: "Well received lady, repeat after me: Our father who is in heaven ..."
The closest destination
Two french blondes are talking when one of them asks :
- I wonder whiwh one is the closest to us, the moon or the United States ?
- Well... the moon of course ! We can't see the USA from here !
A blonde who cries
A blonde woman who gave birth to beautiful twins is crying. The nurse asks her :
- Why are are you crying, you are now the mother of two beautiful and healthy babies !
- I know, but I don't know who the father of the second baby is !
The blonde and the penguin
A brunette asks her blonde friend :
Hi, did you bring the penguin you found yesterday to the zoo ?
- Yes, I think he enjoyed it but now we are going to the movies.
Puzzle Record
Two blonde women have a conversation :
- I just broke a record !
- Really, what did you do ?
- I managed to complete in only 6 months a puzzle on which was written "3 to 5 years !"
A blonde orders a pizza
A blonde orders a pizza. The seller asks her :
- Do you want me to cut in 6 or 12 slices ?
- Oh, 6 pleae ! I'll never be able to eat 12 slices of pizza.
A blonde with gonorrhea
A blonde goes to her usual doctor. After having auscultated and made various analyzes, the doctor, bored, told him of his diagnosis:
- Listen, I'll be honest: you suffer from gonorrhea.
- Gonorrhea? What is it ?
- Well ... it's from the Greek ...
- Oh bastard! I should have known!