Jokes about blonds
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The blonde and the penguin
A brunette asks her blonde friend :
Hi, did you bring the penguin you found yesterday to the zoo ?
- Yes, I think he enjoyed it but now we are...
A blonde on the highway
A blonde is driving when her phone rings. She answers and hears the voice of her husband who tells him, panicked:
- Pamela, be very careful! I heard on the radio...
Puzzle Record
Two blonde women have a conversation :
- I just broke a record !
- Really, what did you do ?
- I managed to complete in only 6 months a...
A blonde orders a pizza
A blonde orders a pizza. The seller asks her :
- Do you want me to cut in 6 or 12 slices ?
- Oh, 6 pleae ! I'll never be...
Need glasses at the pharmacy
A blonde enters a pharmacy and asks:
- Do you have glasses?
- For the sun? asks the pharmacist.
- No, for me!
A blonde who cries
A blonde woman who gave birth to beautiful twins is crying. The nurse asks her :
- Why are are you crying, you are now the mother of two beautiful and...
Latest jokes about blonds
A blonde on the highway
A blonde is driving when her phone rings. She answers and hears the voice of her husband who tells him, panicked:
- Pamela, be very careful! I heard on the radio...
Need glasses at the pharmacy
A blonde enters a pharmacy and asks:
- Do you have glasses?
- For the sun? asks the pharmacist.
- No, for me!
A blonde piloting an airplane
This is the story of a young blonde woman who is accompanied by the only driver who dies of a heart attack and leaves her alone in control of the...
The closest destination
Two french blondes are talking when one of them asks :
- I wonder whiwh one is the closest to us, the moon or the United States ?
- Well... the...
A blonde who cries
A blonde woman who gave birth to beautiful twins is crying. The nurse asks her :
- Why are are you crying, you are now the mother of two beautiful and...
Jokes about couples
A colorful wedding
At a wedding ceremony, a girl asks her mother:
- Mom, mom, why the lady, she is dressed all in white?
- Well, it's to show that she's happy, it's a...
Convincing excuse
A woman goes home early and finds her husband in their bedroom making love with a beautiful and sexy young woman. She says then:
- Pig species! How can you do...
The commitment to the army
In a military training camp, two people discuss:
- Why did you join the army?
- Because I'm single and I like war ... And you?
- I am married and...
A pretty woman or a smart woman?
It is a woman who asks her husband:
- Honey, what do you prefer, a pretty woman or a smart woman?
- Neither darling, you know that I only love you!
Short jokes
A blonde orders a pizza
A blonde orders a pizza. The seller asks her :
- Do you want me to cut in 6 or 12 slices ?
- Oh, 6 pleae ! I'll never be...
The closest destination
Two french blondes are talking when one of them asks :
- I wonder whiwh one is the closest to us, the moon or the United States ?
- Well... the...
A blonde who cries
A blonde woman who gave birth to beautiful twins is crying. The nurse asks her :
- Why are are you crying, you are now the mother of two beautiful and...
The blonde and the penguin
A brunette asks her blonde friend :
Hi, did you bring the penguin you found yesterday to the zoo ?
- Yes, I think he enjoyed it but now we are...
Puzzle Record
Two blonde women have a conversation :
- I just broke a record !
- Really, what did you do ?
- I managed to complete in only 6 months a...
Jokes about doctors
Difference of treatments
A particularly ugly lady arrives at the doctor's with her charming girl and says to the doctor:
- Doctor, the throat is very irritated and the thermometer indicates 38.8.
- All...
A blonde with gonorrhea
A blonde goes to her usual doctor. After having auscultated and made various analyzes, the doctor, bored, told him of his diagnosis:
- Listen, I'll be honest: you suffer from gonorrhea.
Jokes about work
A boss wants to hire an accountant
A boss wants to hire an accountant for his business.
He says to himself, at first, that he will look for a soldier. They are rigorous, disciplined people, etc.
The interview...
Without P
A man comes for a meeting at the Social Security office.
- What is your name ? asks the employee.
- Andrew ... without P.
- Sorry ?
- Andrew ... without P.
All racists in the company!
Angry, the young Moustapha goes to find his boss and tells him:
- I can not work at home anymore, sir, all your employees are racist!
- What? What are you...