Jokes about psychiatrists

Followed thanks to Facebook

I do not have Facebook, I try to make friends outside the real Facebook, while applying the same principles ... So every day, I go down the street and explain...

Followed thanks to Facebook

I do not have Facebook, I try to make friends outside the real Facebook, while applying the same principles ... So every day, I go down the street and explain...

Difference of treatments

A particularly ugly lady arrives at the doctor's with her charming girl and says to the doctor:

- Doctor, the throat is very irritated and the thermometer indicates 38.8.
- All...

A blonde with gonorrhea

A blonde goes to her usual doctor. After having auscultated and made various analyzes, the doctor, bored, told him of his diagnosis:

- Listen, I'll be honest: you suffer from gonorrhea.

Followed thanks to Facebook

I do not have Facebook, I try to make friends outside the real Facebook, while applying the same principles ... So every day, I go down the street and explain...

Followed thanks to Facebook

I do not have Facebook, I try to make friends outside the real Facebook, while applying the same principles ... So every day, I go down the street and explain...

Without P

A man comes for a meeting at the Social Security office.

- What is your name ? asks the employee.
- Andrew ... without P.
- Sorry ?
- Andrew ... without P.

A boss wants to hire an accountant

A boss wants to hire an accountant for his business.

He says to himself, at first, that he will look for a soldier. They are rigorous, disciplined people, etc.
The interview...

All racists in the company!

Angry, the young Moustapha goes to find his boss and tells him:

- I can not work at home anymore, sir, all your employees are racist!
- What? What are you...

A boss wants to hire an accountant

A boss wants to hire an accountant for his business.

He says to himself, at first, that he will look for a soldier. They are rigorous, disciplined people, etc.
The interview...

Women and ducks in paradise

Three women die at the same time in an accident and find themselves at the gates of paradise. Saint-Pierre is here to welcome them:

- Good morning ladies, here in paradise,...

Convincing excuse

A woman goes home early and finds her husband in their bedroom making love with a beautiful and sexy young woman. She says then:

- Pig species! How can you do...