Jokes about officials
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The fastest father
It's 3 kids chatting in the playground and everyone praises the fact that his father is the fastest in the world.
The first tells:
- My dad, he's super fast. He is...
Without P
A man comes for a meeting at the Social Security office.
- What is your name ? asks the employee.
- Andrew ... without P.
- Sorry ?
- Andrew ... without P.
A boss wants to hire an accountant
A boss wants to hire an accountant for his business.
He says to himself, at first, that he will look for a soldier. They are rigorous, disciplined people, etc.
The interview...
Latest jokes about officials
Without P
A man comes for a meeting at the Social Security office.
- What is your name ? asks the employee.
- Andrew ... without P.
- Sorry ?
- Andrew ... without P.
A boss wants to hire an accountant
A boss wants to hire an accountant for his business.
He says to himself, at first, that he will look for a soldier. They are rigorous, disciplined people, etc.
The interview...
The fastest father
It's 3 kids chatting in the playground and everyone praises the fact that his father is the fastest in the world.
The first tells:
- My dad, he's super fast. He is...
Short jokes
Puzzle Record
Two blonde women have a conversation :
- I just broke a record !
- Really, what did you do ?
- I managed to complete in only 6 months a...
A beautiful boat!
During a walk along the beach, a father and his son discuss:
- Oh dad, look at the beautiful boat!
- No, son, it's not a boat but it's a yacht.
A blonde orders a pizza
A blonde orders a pizza. The seller asks her :
- Do you want me to cut in 6 or 12 slices ?
- Oh, 6 pleae ! I'll never be...
Dog football supporter
A man watches a match of the English team on TV in a bar. His dog sits by his side and also watches the game when, finally, England scores a...
A blonde who cries
A blonde woman who gave birth to beautiful twins is crying. The nurse asks her :
- Why are are you crying, you are now the mother of two beautiful and...
The blonde and the penguin
A brunette asks her blonde friend :
Hi, did you bring the penguin you found yesterday to the zoo ?
- Yes, I think he enjoyed it but now we are...
Jokes about work
A boss wants to hire an accountant
A boss wants to hire an accountant for his business.
He says to himself, at first, that he will look for a soldier. They are rigorous, disciplined people, etc.
The interview...
Without P
A man comes for a meeting at the Social Security office.
- What is your name ? asks the employee.
- Andrew ... without P.
- Sorry ?
- Andrew ... without P.
All racists in the company!
Angry, the young Moustapha goes to find his boss and tells him:
- I can not work at home anymore, sir, all your employees are racist!
- What? What are you...
Long jokes
A boss wants to hire an accountant
A boss wants to hire an accountant for his business.
He says to himself, at first, that he will look for a soldier. They are rigorous, disciplined people, etc.
The interview...
Convincing excuse
A woman goes home early and finds her husband in their bedroom making love with a beautiful and sexy young woman. She says then:
- Pig species! How can you do...
Women and ducks in paradise
Three women die at the same time in an accident and find themselves at the gates of paradise. Saint-Pierre is here to welcome them:
- Good morning ladies, here in paradise,...