Jokes about marriage
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A colorful wedding
At a wedding ceremony, a girl asks her mother:
- Mom, mom, why the lady, she is dressed all in white?
- Well, it's to show that she's happy, it's a...
A wedding full of surprises
During a wedding ceremony at the town hall, when the Mayor announces "If there is a person who opposes this marriage, it is manifested now or she will be silent...
The commitment to the army
In a military training camp, two people discuss:
- Why did you join the army?
- Because I'm single and I like war ... And you?
- I am married and...
Latest jokes about marriage
A colorful wedding
At a wedding ceremony, a girl asks her mother:
- Mom, mom, why the lady, she is dressed all in white?
- Well, it's to show that she's happy, it's a...
A wedding full of surprises
During a wedding ceremony at the town hall, when the Mayor announces "If there is a person who opposes this marriage, it is manifested now or she will be silent...
The commitment to the army
In a military training camp, two people discuss:
- Why did you join the army?
- Because I'm single and I like war ... And you?
- I am married and...
Short jokes
Puzzle Record
Two blonde women have a conversation :
- I just broke a record !
- Really, what did you do ?
- I managed to complete in only 6 months a...
A blonde who cries
A blonde woman who gave birth to beautiful twins is crying. The nurse asks her :
- Why are are you crying, you are now the mother of two beautiful and...
Dog football supporter
A man watches a match of the English team on TV in a bar. His dog sits by his side and also watches the game when, finally, England scores a...
A pretty woman or a smart woman?
It is a woman who asks her husband:
- Honey, what do you prefer, a pretty woman or a smart woman?
- Neither darling, you know that I only love you!
A blonde orders a pizza
A blonde orders a pizza. The seller asks her :
- Do you want me to cut in 6 or 12 slices ?
- Oh, 6 pleae ! I'll never be...
A beautiful boat!
During a walk along the beach, a father and his son discuss:
- Oh dad, look at the beautiful boat!
- No, son, it's not a boat but it's a yacht.
Jokes about military
The commitment to the army
In a military training camp, two people discuss:
- Why did you join the army?
- Because I'm single and I like war ... And you?
- I am married and...
Word Games
Followed thanks to Facebook
I do not have Facebook, I try to make friends outside the real Facebook, while applying the same principles ... So every day, I go down the street and explain...
Long jokes
A boss wants to hire an accountant
A boss wants to hire an accountant for his business.
He says to himself, at first, that he will look for a soldier. They are rigorous, disciplined people, etc.
The interview...
Convincing excuse
A woman goes home early and finds her husband in their bedroom making love with a beautiful and sexy young woman. She says then:
- Pig species! How can you do...
Women and ducks in paradise
Three women die at the same time in an accident and find themselves at the gates of paradise. Saint-Pierre is here to welcome them:
- Good morning ladies, here in paradise,...