Jokes of geeks

Followed thanks to Facebook

I do not have Facebook, I try to make friends outside the real Facebook, while applying the same principles ... So every day, I go down the street and explain...

Followed thanks to Facebook

I do not have Facebook, I try to make friends outside the real Facebook, while applying the same principles ... So every day, I go down the street and explain...

Followed thanks to Facebook

I do not have Facebook, I try to make friends outside the real Facebook, while applying the same principles ... So every day, I go down the street and explain...

Followed thanks to Facebook

I do not have Facebook, I try to make friends outside the real Facebook, while applying the same principles ... So every day, I go down the street and explain...

A beautiful boat!

During a walk along the beach, a father and his son discuss:

- Oh dad, look at the beautiful boat!
- No, son, it's not a boat but it's a yacht.

The blonde and the penguin

A brunette asks her blonde friend :

Hi, did you bring the penguin you found yesterday to the zoo ?
- Yes, I think he enjoyed it but now we are...

A blonde who cries

A blonde woman who gave birth to beautiful twins is crying. The nurse asks her :

- Why are are you crying, you are now the mother of two beautiful and...

A pretty woman or a smart woman?

It is a woman who asks her husband:

- Honey, what do you prefer, a pretty woman or a smart woman?
- Neither darling, you know that I only love you!

Puzzle Record

Two blonde women have a conversation :

- I just broke a record !
- Really, what did you do ?
- I managed to complete in only 6 months a...

A blonde orders a pizza

A blonde orders a pizza. The seller asks her :

- Do you want me to cut in 6 or 12 slices ?
- Oh, 6 pleae ! I'll never be...

Followed thanks to Facebook

I do not have Facebook, I try to make friends outside the real Facebook, while applying the same principles ... So every day, I go down the street and explain...