Followed thanks to Facebook

I do not have Facebook, I try to make friends outside the real Facebook, while applying the same principles ... So every day, I go down the street and explain to passersby: what I I've eaten, how I feel, what I did the day before, what I'm doing, what I'm going to do tomorrow. I give them photos, of my children, of the dog I already had, me washing my car ...!

I also listen to people's conversations and I tell them "I like ...! "

And it works... ! Currently, I already have 4 people who follow me: 2 policemen, 1 psychiatrist and 1 psychologist ...!